Man Among Boys

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I was playing poker this weekend in a regional tournament (for those who qualified for the WPT Amateur Nationals, see you in Orlando!) and I thought I’d share an interesting observation.

Sometimes, a big pair beats whatever you might have in your hand.

I was at a table and seated with 7 other guys and a young woman we’ll call “J”.  “J” has to be in her mid-twenties and doesn’t seem to be the smartest tool in the shed, or at least that’s what I thought.  Her voice is annoying and her poker play was marginal at best.  She kept making a lot of dumb moves, betting where shouldn’t bet, and folding where she should have stayed in.  However, she has the attention of everyone at the table.

A pair of D-sized knockers exposed for the world to see will do that.

She’s just an OK player, and she knows that.   But she used what she had to her advantage.  The men at the table were focused on her chest instead of on their cards…and in no time, she became the chip leader at the table.  I didn’t even notice it until one of other guys at the table said, half-jokingly, “Man, I’m trying to play seriously, but all I can do is stare at her tits.”

That’s when I knew she was a better “player” than I thought.  And that’s also where a lot of men make a huge mistake.  Fellas, we need to stop being shallow and underestimating women when they step into a “man’s world.”  We see a big ass or a large rack and start salivating, thinking they’re just a Baywatch babe to get suckered in.  A lot of the times, they’re playing you.

Think back to biblical times.  Sampson was the strongest man in the world.  He was given tremendous strength by God to defeat his foes and perform heroic feats.  Sampson wrestled a lion and slayed an entire army with only the jawbone of an ass.  Then along came Delilah with her “thingies” hanging out.  Game, set, match…

You probably know of some personal examples of how a woman use what her mama gave her to get over.  And it’s very likely that it happened to YOU at one time or another.

Be on your guard.  I’m not saying to ignore the curves of a voluptuous woman; hell, I’m looking right along with you.  What I am saying is to stay focused though…or you might lose more than a chip stack at a poker game.

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